[@Dedonus] I apologize for the last-minute deadline change. I forgot it fell during finals week which is when my parents go all kinds of asinine about "you're in bed not one second later then 10:00, missy, because you need to be at your academic best!"
Yeah. So. Deadline had to be moved forward a bit... XD
Also, I wrote my entry in legitimately 15 minutes. I'm shocked it's done this well in the contest.