Walking slowly up the dimly lit stairs Elderi reached the top after a minute - [i]impossibly long staircase[/i]. Looking left and right there was but the same image. A wide corridor leading to a small arched window at around head height. Six doors , three to the left side and three to the right side. Looking again to the right it was the same, six doors...

[i]Which is mine?[/i]

Walking over to the best looking door ( It was identical to the others, just had that sort of "open me" vibe going on) he pushed on the door and it swang open with a small noise, like a mouse. 

Ah. It was a mouse, many mice infact. Staring at them, as they stared back, confused Elderi watched in further confusion as they seemed to pile upon eachother in what can only be described as a vermin orgy - or a 'Vorgy' as he would from this day call it.  They're tails flapping around loosely, shades of grey and brown came together with loud high pitched squels; then a dark skinned man stood up from a kneeling position.

"Erm..."

The man was naked.

"Erm...could you? Please..."

He was still naked.

The man reached over to some ragged clothes and proceded to dress himself.

"Thankyou...I erm"

The way he bounced up and down to fit into his shorts was, well, less than pleasant.

" Oh dear...erm..could you stop...I"

Standing still, with a dirty old linen top on backwards and much too tight leather shorts on - the man spoke.

   " Yes? Can I help you? "

Elderi could use the help to find his room, but he was not at all sure he could endure any more of the... present view.

" No, no I'm okay... erm, mice? "  Elderi pointed to where the mice had just been multiplying.
   " What? What are you talking about? " A small mouse ran up his leg and into his shorts.
" The mice? Was that you? Oh... " Elderi watched as the mouse seemingly disappeared among the...erm...
   " I honestly don't know what you're talking about!"

The mans tail whipped back and forth, his buck teeth sitting over his bottom lip shaking angrily.

"Well...alright then. Excuse me."

Backing out of the room, Elderi turned to say goodbye just as the man whipped his leather off.

" Urgh...Oh..bye. " Barely containing the sick that rose to his throat.

Practically jumping away from the door, Elderi shook off the feeling of sickness and was faced with the opposite and indentical door ( This one also had an "open me" vibe, but Elderi wasn't going to trust that again). Walking back past the stairs and to the very end of the other corridor Elderis hand gripped the door handle of the far left door, pressing his ear against the oak. [b]Silence[/b]

His wrist twisted and he slowly and timidly opened the door.

[i]Please, no mice.[/i]