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Upon seeing a head appear  between his broadsword1 and and a rather nice looking orcish battle axe soon followed by a rather acrobatic dwarf2. He then begins to stand up. The broad sword catches on fire.
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1. Which has no real importance to him what so ever,in fact it's not even that sharp. But it does come with a spring based launching system.

2. Guessing from the Scottish.