[b][center][Carly-Beth, Room 706, New Hangover Hotel][/center][/b]

Carly-Beth watched as her Servant put on the mask.

And waited.

And waited. 

And waited.

...

Nothing happened.

Letting out a cry of frustration, the homunculus strode forward and plucked the mask back off of Assassin's face before depositing it in her bag once more. "Fuckin' mask-ass mask, if it can't make cool Servant copies then what's the point? Boring boring boring boring boring!" She muttered under her breath, her demeanor now a diametric opposite of how it was mere seconds ago. "'Oh, Carly-Beth, I'm sure our masks are good enough'. I tried to [b]tell[/b] him that's not how it works, but noooooooo. He's the family head and I'm just a piece of mud and this mask-ass-mask-ass-mask is-...Jet Li, say something in Chinese angrily!"

At the order of his Master, Jet Li spoke as angrily as he could. "大家好。我姓李，叫李連杰!"

"Shut up! I don't speak Chinese!" Carly-Beth snapped at her familiar before proceeding to pace around the room, a seaweed-haired mask floating a few feet away. "Great. Great. Fan. Tastic. Shinji, I swear that if I hear you say a word right now I am putting your mask underwater until I am satisfied."

[quote]"Point me to where I need to go and my bullet will end the lives of your enemies." [/quote]
After hearing her Servant speak back up, she sighed slightly before voicing a reply through their mental connection. [i]'I haven't set up a Bounded Field or anything here, so don't say anything of actual relevance out loud. Caster or maybe a particularly good Master could be listening in. Tell me your True Name, all of your skills, and your Noble Phantasm. Once you've done that, we'll go out and start killing people.'[/i] She stated dryly, somewhat exasperated her Servant hadn't already done so despite being told to.

"To all the ladies in the place with style and grace, allow me to lace these lyrical-"

"Biggie, I will end you."

"...sorry, boss."