[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
>Smear blood from knee on the bottom of the spoon.
>Remount blood-lubed spoon and continue riding it down the tunnel.
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[quote=@Sana]
>Do a backflip
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[quote=@TheBrightestEyes]
>Resist urge to blood-lube spoon and ride down tunnel
>Calmly walk down tunnel to prevent more injury
>Encounter ???
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[quote=@TheBrightestEyes]
>Weaken ??? then tame it
>Ride it to victory or something
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[quote=@Nerevarine]
>equip bloody spoon as weapon during encounter

>Blood Spoon: 0.5 dmg, causes hepatitis status effect
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[color=6ecff6]Well, those all sound like lovely ideas, but you've only just snapped back into consciousness. And, unfortunately for you, there is a great absence of ground directly beneath you. You're sure to find some if you wait just a minute, though.[/color]

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