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[h3][color=f7976a]~Meredith Hillard~[/color][/h3]

[b]"It really doesn't make any sense."[/b]

Tsk. So he didn't understand. How boring. How difficult was it for pesky humans to understand pesky logic? Quite difficult it seemed. Really, here she was making perfect sense that anyone with a brain could figure out. Normally, she wasn't supposed to be anywhere near the kitchens. Mainly, so she wouldn't eat all the food before the staff even had time to cook it. The second?...well, that's not important for now. Anyways, she wasn't supposed to be here, so, while everyone was distracted keeping an eye on the new students and making sure another fight didn't break out, it was the perfect time for her to sneak in here while they were distracted.

[b]"Well, I could do one of two things, taze you and carry you out, or I could do the easier option."[/b]

kek. She would have liked to see him try. Aside from being able to modify her body on a whim to be able to resist that, she doubted he actually would. Causing a scene here wasn't a good idea, even this guy who didn't understand simple logic should be able to see that. Still, it was rather boring that she couldn't at least do a little something to mess with him.

[b]"I get blackmail, or you get reprimanded and maybe even fired. Depends on my mood and your record. Best part about society these days is, I don't have to lift a finger to stop you. All I have to do is send a single email with an attachment. I'd say it was nice to finally meet you- but it really wasn't. If you wish to amend that- it's hard to miss me. As of now, you are a small and immature child who has, for some reason, been trusted to teach and be an example to our next generation. Please, prove me wrong and make an adult of yourself. There will be children watching."[/b]

Ugh. This guy. He was seriously killing her mood. Really, she was getting quite irritable. Aside from being hungry, this guy was making her quite a bit on the twitchy side. Not exactly a good thing, considering the parasite's disposition. She would have told him she was perfectly suited to teach - she [i]was[/i] the top biologist in the entire country after all. No, really. In fact, they had personally asked her to! Although, she figured with her history, they also wanted to keep an eye on her as well. Not that she particularly minded. She wasn't going to do anything. Probably. Some days, she really had to keep herself in check from eating all of these delicious looking humans. Human food just wasn't enough for a growing space alien parasite sometimes!

[color=f7976a]"Why so serious, lizard?"[/color] She giggled to herself, not expecting an answer as he walked away. Oh well. [color=f7976a]"Technically, I'm still a kid! Go ahead and report me!~ All I'll get is a little scolding!~"[/color] She shouted after him with a playful smile. It was true. She was, compared to her peoples standards. Little more than a teenager, just as old as some of the kids here, even if she was old enough to be some of their great grandmothers. Still, he had a point. She shouldn't probably gorge herself on this food, even if she was hungry. Oh well she'd go to the cafeteria and see if she could find any little interesting little kids to play with.

...and by that, she meant charm some food away from the kids who didn't know she was a teacher yet. With a happy smile, she waltzed out of the room, patting the staff member that had reported her on his head. [color=f7976a]"Hehe, good work today! From now on, it's your job, to make sure I don't get in there!"[/color] The guy simply gave her a puzzled look. [color=f7976a]"I look forward, to seeing if you can keep me out! I'll give ya a tip! Just locking the door won't work!~"[/color] And with that last word, she left the kitchens, leaving a bewildered cook standing there.

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