Elderi awoke to the most peculiar feeling. His bottom half felt like an ice yeti had just sat on him , while his head and torso felt like a magma golem was breathing upon them. Opening his eyes narrowly, his vision blurry and unfocused he saw a flickering of light to his left. Turning his neck slowly he noticed a growing flame.

"Oh nononono!" he yelped.

Pursing his lips he blew at the flames hoping they would go out - [i]whooow[/i].

[i]whow. whooow. WHOOOOW![/i] 

Blowing desperately he felt like a Hildari whore! The flames licked his ear and he shifted himself into a metal form. Stupidly he chose to shift into Eastern silver, one of the heaviest metals around. A creaking and cracking later, the ceiling collapsed and Elderi fell to the floor, smashing the floor boards and landing on the solid stone foundation. A great cry came from above as Astrape and the Keeper Geoff fell through the hole Elderi had left and landed upon him, in that order.

"I will pay for this. I will." he said.[@Genni][@SimplyJohn]