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[color=0076a3]Sorry I haven't posted for so long, folks. Real life and some personal stuff have kept me reasonably distracted. Plus, you know, I'm lazy on top of all that.[/color]
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[quote=@Nerevarine]
>get saved by a pterodactyl
>worship the pterodactyl as your new god
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[quote=@mdk]
>Accept Stomachface Jesus into your heart.
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[color=6ecff6]Well, as it so happens, a pterodactyl is the equivalent of Stomach-Face Jesus. Apparently, reception down here isn't so good, because you have yet to be rescued.[/color]

[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
>Flap spoon 
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[color=6ecff6]You kind of lost the spoon. It's probably somewhere falling nearby, but you have no way to reach it if it is.[/color]

[quote=@Sana]
>Do a fucking backflip
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[color=6ecff6]You can't really do that, there's not enough time to maneuver yourself before you hit-[/color]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/IVypFPM.jpg[/img]

[color=6ecff6]That's going to need more than a band-aid. You bones are probably powder now. At the very least, they are in deliciously bit-sized pieces. You know the sound a can makes when you crush it? I think that's what your head just made. Before you black out, you see something approaching you. [/color]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/10EhuoR.jpg[/img]

[color=6ecff6]But hey, while you're unconscious and/or dying, why not have a few dreams?[/color]