[h1][b][u][color=82ca9d]Bang Constantine[/color][/u][/b][/h1]

It was no use. Sasake ran with all the edge in the world, and his rasengan was probably jizzing around like an aura.

So Bang decided to throw his ultimate move with the (literal) force of a train traveling at half of its maximum speed.

There was a reason why he knocked out a man three times his size in one shot. There was a reason why he was admitted to Hybrid Academy despite his lack of various achievements in general. There was a reason why he was still considered to be a wild card- an extremely volatile one, that was- due to how polarized his usefulness could be during certain situations. Bang was least useful when his opponent had control over their actions and mind, but the less control they had, the more useful he became.

[u]Exponentially.[/u]

To essentially stop a train as abruptly as possible,

one should throw something that could stand greater than the force of the train.

And ideally, that would be [i]an even faster train.[/i]

So he did the one thing he could think of.

And he swore that he would be sorry as hell for Sasuke. Because Sasuke should have seen it coming it miles away.

Clenching his fists, Bang ducked, preparing to leap...

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...and suddenly swept Kei off of his/her feet and ran the fuck out of the kitchen.

He also swept Mei away because why not? A practically bubbly girl just popped into a kitchen full of Heinz ketchup... except the ketchup was not ketchup. Kind of like how Ash Ketchum's name was actually not Ash Ketchup. Ash Ketchum is a pokemon trainer, not a ketchup brand like Jack Daniels.

But Jack Daniels is an alcohol brand. Did that mean Ash Ketchum was a drunkard-

Bang quickly refocused his mind to reality.

Why the hell should he fight Sasuke? Sasuke would clearly hurt him, and since Bang wanted to attend classes, that would conflict greatly with his schedule. Since the kickass maid could fly, he might as well just leave and lure Sasuke out- because in the end, that would cause Sasuke to chase Bang.

And that would make Sasuke leave Mocha Dreams.

After all, Bang's priority was NOT to fight Sasuke, but rather, to get his friend out of a terrorism site as quickly as he could.

[color=82ca9d]"I am sorry for taking advantage of your bodies like this,"[/color] Bang muttered to Kei and Mei(with his shitty Japanese), [color=82ca9d]"but we need to go."[/color]

Bang ran out, wondering if Sasuke would follow him. Either way, he was intent on putting Sasuke's girlfriend at a safe place before the most violent break-up could happen between her and Sasuke.

Or Sakaki. Or whatever the hell his name was.