"Buddy, it's been the same Earth it has been. I don't know where you've been, but it sure as hell wasn't on Earth." Atlas sighed, shaking his head as he took a drag from his cigarette. You would think whoever sent this newbie here that they would at least teach him about human life nowadays. Heaven was really being run by boneheads these days... Speaking of heaven, his darling angel had come to see him. More or less tracked him down from the casino he guessed, because the first way she greeted him was to be nice to the very unintelligent angel.

"Nice? I got this guy from being hit by a car, and the guy driving the car from being slashed to pieces by this nestalgic lunatic who thinks everything is a demon... I've done my good deed for the day." Atlas shook his head, blowing little smoke puffs into the air. "Not my fault he didn't get taught about humans by whatever kind of idiotic leadership they have going on up there."