I have my angry feminist pilot planes that drop weed over the area so the male orcs get distracted and smoke it instead of attacking and they convert somehow convert to Rastafarianism. (even though they only just  now discovered weed and are devout believers in old orcish customs.) 
(OOC: how do you do the color text KingTip? that looks cool, and I wanna use it in my future roleplays,IF ANYONE WOULD EVEN JOIN THEM.)