[quote=@KnightShade]
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I feel that, maybe, somewhere along the line the world's greatest practical joke was played on you. As a kid, where you like "What are you guys playing?" And the other kids say football, and sort of grin maliciously at each other, and say "Do you want to play?" And this raises questions. What's the title of the guy who's role is to be kicked around the field? Does he get any padding above the usual? Have they ever gone so far as to stage a professional match for you? Do you have a fake Superbowl?
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If somebody can run me across a field and toss me over a goal post, everything everywhere will be alright forever.