Hello Spam, I am MetalLover, a new face around here.
That doesn't matter though, what does matter is how you play this game, and that is simple.
You say something like would you rather do (Random thing) or (Random Thing).
Then the next person who comments then says what they would rather do then they would put would you rather do (Random thing) or (Random Thing). 
So lets begin.

Would you rather be raped by 3 albino seagulls or be attacked by 2 prostitute turtles.