[quote=@TheMusketMan]
Write a book about the scorpion's life up to this exact moment.
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All done. 

[img]http://i.imgur.com/XKXRmqV.jpg[/img]

[quote=@hiddenleafguy]
Go get a necromancer to bring it back to life! Or just catch another.
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Well I did my best.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/W172eMG.jpg[/img]

[quote=@BrobyDDark]
RIP Cat the Scorpion. Give it a proper funeral.
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What manner of funeral shall we use? Researching Arizona Bark Scorpion funeral rituals.

[quote=@hiddenleafguy]
Yep cremation is best, then throw the ashes to the wind and allow it to be free once more.
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[quote=@GodOfWar]
Bury cat in whatever yard you can find, then go and cosplay as cat the scorpion at the next comic-con
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Must analyze social conditions. Or people vote. Either way.