Life sucked it up

(cause he is a vampire, get it.) 

He spoke to get it over with, he was planning to play along as best he could, so he could get back home sooner or later, he thought.

"I'm.. Life Capello, Last name's Latin, First one's a b**ch." "nice to meet you all, I wanna go home."

Life's sentences almost ran together at the pace he spoke, he was not looking forward to making friends. He was confused and a little agitated about his slumber.