FROM THE OFFICE OF HIS MAJESTY SHAH ALAMGIR II:

Through the actions commited by the fake caliphate of Istanbul, their oppression of humankind, both muslim and non muslim, we have been left with no other option than to follow suit of our Mexican brothers and declare a jihad against the Istanbul state. Today, at 0315, our troops have crossed into Iran from multiple districs in the provinces of Afghanistan and Balochistan. USAE troops have taken the Iranian cities of Zast and Ghanoubeh, and will continue advancing west.
May Allah grant us victory in this just conflict.

SHAH ALAMGIR ZINDABAD