[center] [color=f7976a][h3]~Meredith Hillard/Beiq'Irq~[/h3][/color] [i][b][u]~Main school building, second floor - Science Department: [7:20 AM], Monday~[/u][/b][/i] The blonde teacher was in her classroom, humming a pleasant little tune to herself as she sat about getting ready for the first day of the new school year. She hadn't slept at all last night, she was too excited to meet the delicious looking new students! Currently she seemed to be scribbling on the white board, writing something in big, orange letters with a marker. Perhaps, it wouldn't have been that odd to see a teacher writing on a board before the start of the new school semester. In fact, that would have been considered completely normal... What wasn't normal, was the fact that protruding out of her back, was six fleshy tendrils with rudimentary hands at the end of them, each doing a various task while she focused on the board in front of her. One, was set about sweeping the floor, making sure to sweep up any grime or other trash before the students arrived. Another was organizing various scientific equipment. Putting beakers into their respective cabinets, microscopes locked away, etc. A third, was making sure that her favorite set of equipment was in easy reach. Dissection was, her favorite lesson after all! She couldn't actually dissect people - Nina un-funny pants saw to that, but she did have some rather good human analogues. Not to mention the standard frog. The last three, were busy filing away paper work, writing in a calendar, and messing with the computer situated on the desk. They worked under a rather large and watchful third eye. She didn't seem to have too much trouble controlling all of the appendages with great dexterity. [color=f7976a]"Ehehee~"[/color] She giggled to herself, finishing something on the board with a flourish. [color=f7976a]"So many new students this year! So many...delicious,"[/color] She licked her lips, as though she was savoring some food she had just eaten. [color=f7976a]"new students this year! We're going to have so much fun, teaching them together!~"[/color] Her eyebrows furrowed, mouth temporarily turning into a frown before immediately being replaced by her usual smile. [color=f7976a]"I know, I know, no eating the little kiddies!"[/color] She said to herself. [color=f7976a]"If I ate them, then I'd be bored! So not doing it!~"[/color] She giggled to herself again. [color=f7976a]"Really, I'm not going to do it. Nope. Not eating the kiddies!"[/color] It sounded somewhat like she was saying this to herself so that she actually [i]wouldn't[/i] eat them. [color=f7976a]"Innnnnstead!~ I'm going to devour this delicious looking asparagus! No, you can not have any!~"[/color] With her free hand, she reached into a jacket pocket and pulled out the exact vegetable she had just named, and swallowed it without even chewing. [color=f7976a]"Hehe, see! I can control myself! Bea is a good little girl!~"[/color] She giggled again. [color=f7976a]"I should treat myself to some more food tonight! Ooh, I wonder I can get into the food stores again...probably locked them up tight after yesterday....difficult to get in...another way? Ventalation shaft?...no, too cramped. Walk in? No, not likely to get far...help from student? Should be teleporter somewhere..."[/color] For a few silent seconds, she seemed to be deep in thought, mumbling to herself as she seemed to really give the idea of how to get into the food storage a good thought, her appendages seeming to work on autopilot for a few minutes. [color=f7976a]"Oh wait! I'm done!"[/color] She replied finally. Room was clean, beakers organized and sorted, microscopes locked away until needed, dissection tools in easy reach, paperwork filed, calendar updated, and board written on! She recalled the tendrils she had been using, causing them to disappear back inside of her body. On the board, was what could only be described as an artistic masterpiece of the century. ...well, to a certain space parasite, it was. 'Meredith Hillard' was written on the board in large, orange letters. Under it, 'Biology' was written in bright green letters. various crudely drawn science tools flanked either side of the words. And to top it off, a crude drawing of what was probably supposed to be her face was beside that. [color=f7976a]"Ahah!~ I am a genius."[/color] She giggled to herself. Now...time to ready a surprise for the kiddies! Still giggling, she made her way to the back of the room, and hid herself from sight until time for class came. [/center]