[quote=@Voltus_Ventus]
<Snipped quote by SyrianHamster>

Yeah, alright. Let's take over the world, though I don't drink.


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Oh God. 

You don't drink?

Yeah, nah, on second thoughts let just go back to being sworn enemies. 

Where was I? OH YEAH, I remember. 

Muh reputation, you swine! How dare you. Now I'm going to follow you around on the guild and question your integrity at every turn. You'll never see me coming, I'll be lurking in the shadows like some kind of chubby ninja stalking a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich. 

Thy end is nigh, good sir. War unto death. All Hail her Majesty etc etc. 

To onlookers, this is what is happening right now:

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EDIT: Ah yeah, better add a disclaimer. I am 100% joking, everything is cool, please put down your pitchforks. I am but a hamster of syria, making his way in the world and who doesn't want any trouble :)

SECOND EDIT: OH, Ventus. Not Venus. Well now I look stupid. God damnit, what the Hell is a Ventus anyway? *googles* OH, oh right, some dude with a really bizarre weapon. Well, this whole thing has been a disaster from start to finish. 

Time to hop aboard my escape pod and nuke this thread from orbit, so that none shall know how stupid and inattentive I am.