Name: Marik (What, you thought that was just an alias? Pshaw!)
Age: 19
Interests: Trading card games, leather, jewelry, butt stuff, evil 
Seeking: I’m not picky, you can have a toadstool, a peach, or both!
Turn-Offs: goodness, purity, friendship, the Pharaoh, not wanting me to stick it in, not wanting to stick it in me