[url=https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qWiZF-i7Vm491nQ1bSj9OwVLez14fU2bQPCVRKIl2TE/edit?usp=sharing]The doc[/url] [b] Once UpoN Uh TYM,, THUHHH WEree Uhhh Da monarchayy O''' BEEBly-boop,, Ruledd Bii LorD BeeBlY-booP wit Uh Ironnn PIck-Ax. BeeblY-Boop haD Uh CaNNibaLL PrObLeM,, aN' DeSPiTeee Daaaa KinGss BesTT EfFortss (WhIch WeRee dEclarIn HimSElfff LeAdUh AN'' PUTTiN postUhs EveRyWheReee 222 PrOve It.) HEEE cUdd nwTTTT raLlee Uh MILitiA. DiS Wasn'TTT DuE 222 UH UnwIllinn KingDoM $oo mUCh AAs It HADDD 22 DO Wit Da ONli CItiZen HOoo WEREE Nwtt Bein EateN WerE blInd. Da $es BLindd Mayn WeRe DiGgINN Uh Hole,, ObviousLEe Nwt AdEPT Att minEE CrAft. AL-Doe he wAsn't 2 caUtIoUs He Didd finD Uhh CRispaYyy Ore! AbovE Da $UrFaCee uh CaNNIbAl Were ChEwinnn AwNN uhh CITIzen naMEddd LeerOayy InfliCtIN FiV DaMagE. Ouch. nexttttt 2 Da MONArChAYyy o' BEEbly-boop,,, Were Da ENEmayYY NaShUn O''' LAvaNduh, WerEE Uhh MYsteriouS MONStuh IZ PReparin 2 atTack maRcuS.[/b] Translate to normal english [s]here[/s]:[url=http://englishtoghetto.com/]No, here.[/url] [hr] [color=ec008c][b]Pink:[/b][/color] [hider=Bind Man] Inventory: -Average Pickax -Unidentified ore. Health:100/100 [/hider] [hider=Cannibal] Inventory: -Average Pickax Health:100/100 Action: Ravaging Leeroy's Face with teeth.[/hider] [hider=Lord Beebly-Boop] Inventory: -Average Pickax Health:100/100 Note: Is having trouble gathering a militia. [/hider] [hider=Leeroy] Inventory: -Average Pickax Health:73/100 [/hider] [hr] [color=a187be][b]Lavender:[/b][/color] [hider=Marcus] Inventory: -Average Pickax Health:100/100 Knowledge: -Identified the gray ore as stone. Note: Is about to be attacked by a monster.[/hider] [hider=Bat Man] Bat-Inventory: -Average Pickax Bat-Health:100/100 [/hider]