[b]-Moscow, the Soviet Empire of Greater Russia-[/b]

"They did what?" the Tsar roared.

Anya, the Tsar's wife, quietly slipped out of the room. This was becoming a common occurrence, and this time Vyacheslav had been drinking.

The Foreign Commissar cowered slightly at the Tsar's rage, as he was but a small, frail man next to the powerfully built Putin, who had been known for showing off his abs on horseback. No telling where he got that from.

"Yes, your Majesty. Nigeria has invaded the USA."

"Well then, why don't they nuke them or something? Or are they too busy eating freedom hamburgers to get off their behinds?" The Tsar gestured his hands wildly, as a sign of his more than slight intoxication.

"The other USA, sir. The one that didn't fall apart years ago."

"Oh." The Tsar sobered slightly. "We need to know Ethiopia's stance. If they give us the go-ahead, I'm sending a few Tu-95s over there. We ought to give them a good bombing, then they'll see how a proper country behaves!"

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[hider=To the Second Ethiopian Empire]
Tsar Vyacheslav Putin sends his regards, and wishes to know the Ethiopian Empire's stance on the current invasion of the United States of Africa by the Republic of Nigeria. The Soviet Empire pledges aerial support if the Ethiopian Empire agrees that action needs to be taken against this blatant aggression.
-Foreign Commissar Andrei Sidorov
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[hider=To The United Free Peoples of True Asia]
Dear President Shang,

The Tsar greatly agrees with your proposal, and would like to visit True Asia to conduct a personal meeting where we can discuss the finer points of such an agreement. He is eager to bridge the split between our two nations that has held us apart since the 1950s.

-Foreign Commissar Andrei Sidorov
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