[quote=@Harbringer]
But but...the roaring fire...the camraderie...
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I could set my house on fire with a few friends to achieve the same result.

[quote=@Knight of Doom]

The s'mores!
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...And s'mores can be microwaved! Granted, the marshmallows tend to explode and leave a gooey mess, but it's just as delicious.