[color=f7941d]“Dana-sama? What happened to Shark-chan?”[/color] Dana questioned with a sly smirk that had maybe just a hint of cool malice to it. It lasted for a few moments before the easy-going grin reappeared and she flashed off her sharpened teeth gleefully. Moving behind Kirika, she began to casually push her over to a table for their lunches.

[color=f7941d]“Whoah, you’re so nice Kirika-chan! Sure, I’ll take some takoyaki if you don’t mind sharing with me. Oh ho, maybe one day the school will give us real lobster! Ah, but that’s only a fool’s dream for a fool, right Kirika-chan?”[/color]

It wasn’t too hard to spot a table and really, Dana just led them to the first one she caught sight of. From the looks of it, it was another First Year Student eating away at some rice. Dana raised an eye at the scene, impressed that the girl seemed to focus solely on her rice as if it was the grandest dish in the cosmos. Sitting down across from Mami, Dana waved in front of the girl several times and even made some funny faces, wondering why she had this glassy expression on her face.

Was the rice really that good? Dana wondered this with a tilt of her head. Before she could really ask the other girl though, the sounds of an outburst leading up to a fight were heard nearby. Turning around in her chair, the short blonde felt the familiar tingling of a coy smirk winding itself on her face.

[color=f7941d]“Glad you like the lunch Fuck Buddy,”[/color] she called out enthusiastically before the fight began. [color=f7941d]“Oh ho, and standing in the corner with the common sense of a harem anime protagonist…it’s Leek-Chan! And standing in the next corner with about forty, fifty, nay, sixty pounds of Brazilian rage and estrogen, it’s Fuck Buddy! But watch out, she’s got a secret weapon hidden from plain sight!”[/color]

Her spectating brought the gazes of most of the lunch eating girls over to her before they noticed the fight taking place. Some of them backed away from the scuffle, knowing how Alice could get while the First Years watched on in amazement.

[color=f7941d]“Ooh, and here comes a new player! It’s Class President with her bully repellent! With a swing and a jab, she's taking the lead! But, oh no, here comes…it can’t be…it’s Satsuki Kiryuin herself! Everyone, hide your clothes before she calls you pigs!”[/color]

At this point, the onlookers simply ignored Dana’s announcing and got back to their lunches, lest the Security Chief lock them up too. Seriously, who the hell was Satsuki Kiryuin? Some of the girls recognized the name from that show about puberty and scissors but didn't comment on it. Well, at least Dana was cute they thought. Even if she was, seemingly, a nerdy otaku. As both Alice and Seika were carried away, Dana waved happily at them both before turning over to Mami and Kirika now.

[color=f7941d]“Oh ho, that was fun. So, this your first time at the cafeteria?”[/color] she asked Mami. [color=f7941d]“Don’t worry, stuff like that only happens, like, three times a day.”[/color]