I've essentially written all I can write without waiting for crafty pig, and it's already numbering...like, 3k words I think? With what he's already provided, I think my total word count is almost at 5k. XD

Edit: okay my initial count was way off. With his current additions in, I'm looking at a post with 6910 words. Ye gods.

Thankfully I had the bright idea to split up this collab into five separate posts, so as not to bombard the thread with one long wall of words.