Archie just stood there, completely and utterly baffled by what the hell was happening. The little ninja girl was now throwing more home-made tools at him, luckily with no effect now that he knew what was coming. Then, a cowboy randomly showed up with a weird guy with a trench coat and a gas mask. And then another girl from the both behind him began to throw some pamphlets at him! These people were fucking insane! Archie leaned over and grabbed one of the many pamphlets, noticing a very feminist fine off them immediately.

"Wow this is still an issue?," the man in the Orange Timejumper suit asked, "hold off on the craziness kid because you'll have your time in like, fifty years I think." He turned to the ninja girl, firing his taser over her head as a warning shot. "And you! Stop throwing shit and fucking speak English. You sound like an animated schoolgirl with a tentacle in her mouth." He then turned to the cowboy. "And what the ever-living fuck is your deal. Are you actually going to try and shoot me?"