I, failing to make a civilized army, send the small amount of carrot tribesmen I have to blow up and conquer the great city of Dinkleberg with their primitive heat seeking missiles.

EDIT; I also wish to sabotage Mainac Maestro's [i][b]WATERPROOF automaton[/b][/i][sup]TM[/sup], and instead change it to a [i][b]WATTPROOF automaton[/b][/i][sup]TM[/sup].