[quote=@gowia]
[color=Blue]"A girl who never understood the rules? Is this going to be like Shawshank?"[/color]

Jack quickly put on the voice of Morgan Freeman.

[color=Blue]"I'm innocent, lawyer screwed me."[/color]

Jack laughed before his voice returned to it's normal tone.

[color=Blue]"I'm here cus' I didn't pay my taxes. Oh, I may also have killed a few people and committed fraud. But if you had the power to look like anyone, wouldn't you do the same?"[/color] 
[/quote]

Dude you are by far the best person on this website in my eyes now.