[u][b]Luke Schwarz -- Indulgence[/b][/u]

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wl3JS3y6_M]Seemed a nice enough place.[/url]

Plopping in one of the designated waiting chairs, the silently loquacious teen watched his comrade get walked off to her seat, transformation beginning.

Best keep it a surprise.

Looking down, he scanned the contents of the coffee table laid out in front of him, giving them a casual once-over before flipping on his (phone/scroll/whatever a knowledgable narrator would say), and browsing the typical lineup.

Nothing new happening at Peak.

[i]Typical of a martial arts place's website, I guess.[/i]

Terraria patches. 

[i]Standard enough after a big update.[/i]

[b]Anonymous [/b] 07/27/15(Mon)15:00:XX No.128695659▶
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[b]Anonymous [/b] 07/27/15(Mon)15:01:XX No.128695636▶
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This place has really gone down the shitter. Fuck you guys.

[i][color=9e0b0f]> >128695659[/color]
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?[/i]

[b]"Hehe."[/b]

Sliding the mobile device back into his pocket, he grabbed a random piece of mindless garbage stuffed into magazines out of one part morbid curiosity and two boredom, and perused it's contents.

[i]That's not how the human body works...

The photoshopping here's pretty obvious.

I don't believe that for a se-- 

SHE WHAT?![/i]

That couldn't be true! There's no way people would actually read something so blatantly impossible! He refused to believe anyone could read something so insultingly low-brow and sensationalist and believe it! He needed to investigate the full depth of this mockery of the rational mind!

Hook, line, sinker.

Having committed a literature enthusiast and general human being's cardinal sin, he continued to absorb the "story" in excruciating detail.