[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
You kill Broby, and through this act you will become more powerful in your friendships than he ever could have been. 

It is the circle of life. The mosquito drinks the blood, the bat eats the mosquito, the bat shits on an island, the United States acquires the island in order to mine the bat shit for some reason, and the mosquitoes prey on the sailors. At the end of this circle, or perhaps at its radius because it is a circle and has no end, lays the truth that killing Broby is the secret to friendship. 
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>Or just kill everyone who gives you friendship advice

[i]Now, you can't kill me for that, because I'm just a voice in your head. I get a free pass.[/i]

>You should also give GodOfWar cookies whenever you have them.