[quote=@Genni] [color=92278f][b]Nickelback:[/b][/color] [i]*stares in disbelief at the deep smoking crater where the headquarters used to be*[/i] [color=a187be]"What the hell happened to my base?"[/color] [color=66ff66][b]Nightingale:[/b][/color] [color=ccffcc]"I'm not entirely sure. One minute deimos was handing out punch for everyone, then everything went a little woozy and I woke up naked in her quarters with the alarms going off..."[/color] [color=silver][b]Ironside:[/b][/color] [color=lightgray]"We had a Code 1169, Ma'am."[/color] [color=92278f][b]Nickelback:[/b][/color] [color=a187be]"...oh fuck... ...Did anyone check the insurance to make sure the Horny Nightbeast premium was paid up-to-date?"[/color] Speaking of headquarters, where would people like the home base to be located? In the desert, the antarctic, orbital space station, seabed observatory, artificial island, transdimensional sentient spaceship in near-Earth's orbit..? [/quote] First off: Who's Nickelback? Secondly: Let's have the base on an island in the middle of The Bermuda Triangle.