[quote=@rush99999]
First off: Who's Nickelback?
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The head of AEGIS, the girl who signs the pay cheques, for those of you working for one that is. She's also the one with her finger on the button controlling the microbombs implanted in the skulls of those operatives under indentured service.

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The last person who asked her what her rank was got told "Whatever the hell I want it to be!"
At least that's what he remembered her saying after waking up in the infirmary three days later.[/center][/hider]
And also the one who's currently awaiting Rocksmith's return so he can explain exactly why he thought blowing up a helicopter in the middle of a densely populated urban area was a good idea.

[quote=@GodOfWar]
Good-night, sleep tight, don't let the NightFlares bite.
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There's more than one of them?

That's it, I'm moving to Kepler-186f.