[quote=@White Feather]
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Let's face it, no-one on the Dark Lord's side is 'cute'. Cute suggests a kind of  helplessness. Wee're not cute, we're... Attractive. Mostly.

Except Lance. I mean, Jesus H. Christ...
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Lance is based on a heavy metal singer, he's not supposed to be attractive or cute, but Cerby is!