[b]The Cafeteria[/b]

"[color=FFDD00]TRULY A REMARKABLE DISH![/color]" bellowed El Ruidoso, shocking everybody in the cafeteria and causing some of the younger students to duck for cover. Once again, he was eating! Loudly! For El Ruidoso de Marad, Mighty Lucha Wrestler had a profound appetite and worthy food to consume!

As the leader and sole member of the ¡LUCHA! club, he needed to add additional aspiring lucha wrestlers to the ranks! Though his mighty lucha skills had enabled him to boost his score past one hundred thousand, no other member of this ill-fated school had seen fit to join him in the manliest form of combat known to mankind, where one disguises their identity, wears extremely tight spandex and oils themselves up for a bout of grappling! So it was for this reason that he did not attend club activity, for there was no one to attend with him! So he went to the cafeteria, to recruit, with his [b]FIERY PASSION![/b]

Setting aside his plate which had previously contained two burgers, three steaks, enough vegetables to feed a small nation and one small glass of diet coke, he stood up with the pace of an alerted meerkat. Then, his voice boomed once more.

"[color=FFDD00]GREETINGS, MUY MUCHACHOS! WHO HERE WISHES TO ENGAGE IN THE MANLY ART OF LUCHA WRESTLING?! IT IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, FOR IT IS A TRUE TEST OF YOUR ABILITIES![/color]"