[quote=@Genni]
Luckily the Roadies already have their N[sup]th[/sup] Space Containment Field prepared, which transports the fan's 1-100[sup]th[/sup] of a second out of phase with reality, making them totally immune to all battlefield effects as long as the hamster doesn't stop spinning its wheel so they should be safe from harm for now.
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Gotta love the roadies.