[quote=@ManiacMaestro][color=blue]Lyalli Dihcro: Become relevant.[/color][/quote]

Almost as if instructed to do so, you begin to contemplate what the meaning of relevancy is, and whether you posses such relevancy. Is it yours to claim, can one such as you even "Become relevant?" 

Your Lusus appears to be concerned. You have been staring off into space, wondering whether or not the concept of existential relevancy is indeed extant, or merely a collective attempt by Trollkind to give some semblance of meaning to their lives, and stave off their ultimate doom...

UHH

YOU MEAN

YOU WILL GUARD THESE SEEDS TO ENSURE THE SURVIVAL OF TROLLKIND FOR GENERATIONS TO COME, FOR HER GLORIOUS FINNED HONOR, HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION. SHE WILL LEAD US TO GALACTIC SUPREMACY. 

YOU TOTALLY TAKE YOUR JOB [i]REALLY[/i] SERIOUSLY.

[quote=@ManiacMaestro][color=blue]Lyalli Dihcro: BE relevant.[/color][/quote]

Your name is LYALLI DIHCRO. As was previously mentioned, you are employed by HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION as the KEEPER OF SEEDS, which really isn't even worth mentioning. It is barely even an assignment, no one ever dared to try and find your subarctic hive before your 8th WRIGGLING DAY and surprising to ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, that has failed to change afterwards. You only maintain a slight veneer of being HARD AT WORK in case she sends on of her DRONES to check up on you. 

Because you don't want to be CULLED, that would put a damper on your new found RELEVANCY.

As someone who is now relevant, you decide to mull over your plethora of INTERESTS, as you continue HARDLY WORKING. You have a passion for the AESTHETIC AND GENERAL CULTURAL ATTITUDE OF ABOUT 15 SWEEPS INTO THE PAST. Cinema, popular foodstuffs, egalitarian fashion trends, you name it-- you are into it, for some reason. You like to grow flowers and food, and thanks to your psychic ability to commune with flora you are PRETTY GOOD AT IT. Flowers play in to your appreciation of the aesthetic, along with those 15 SWEEP OLD RELICS, MARBLE STATUES OF H.I.C, AND SLOWED DOWN RESPITEBLOCK ELEVATOR MUSIC you see this as the pinnacle of BEAUTY. You LOVE it, and you don't know why.

Despite a life lived in ISOLATION, you do have a few chums you like to chat with through TROLLIAN. Your trolltag is [color=660000]opheliasBittercup[/color] and [color=660000]"its all in your head" リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー。[/color]

You are down for WHATEVER. But you should probably talk to someone soon.

What will you do?