[color=gold]ΛZ:[/color] begin doing something

You have. In-fact you have been doing it this entire time, creepy subconscious suggestions.
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You have been reading Game Grub...Oh, wait. That's worse than doing nothing. You immediately begin scolding yourself for doing such a moronic and ridiculous task. You immediately throw the GAME GRUB MAGAZINE into one of your many piles of COMPLETELY USELESS GARBAGE. You make a mental note to destroy it in the most bad-ass manner you can later, if you can find it.
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The air in here must be making you irrational and loopy. You decide to get some fresh air, but you remember it's DANGEROUS outside. You go to retrieve your CHAIN-HOOK from your dresser. Like always the stuff you actually want gets lost. This is going to take a while...