[quote=@WilsonTurner]
[@The Mad Hatter]
So where are your hats?

This is preposterous! Your username has very little in common!
You may be mad, but I see no hats!
[/quote]

Right you are, good sir!
So here are some more pictures!

This is a bazillion years old and before the time of "selfie cameras" (also known as front cameras) in phones, but at least I look absolutely like the fifteen-years old I was and I [i][b]AM[/b][/i] wearing a hat:
[hider=Trying To Be Pimp, I Think]
[img]http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t291/o0love0o14/Dsc00818a.jpg[/img]
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This is more recent, but still a couple of years old. And I'm not really wearing a hat, but BLUE HAIR has got to count for something:
[hider=Blue Hair, Bitches]
[img]http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t291/o0love0o14/blue.jpg[/img]
[/hider]
This is the newest (of the three), but still old [s]as fuck[/s]. As you can clearly see, I am wearing a Witch Hat. It counts.
[hider=Magical Hat]
[img]http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t291/o0love0o14/mig.jpg[/img]
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