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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dKwHOfd2dk[/youtube]

My sensei only uses samurai swords and ninja knives

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The way he ferociously cuts into that bottle of Diet Coke. You know he takes pride in that double chin, and he is NEVER going to diet again. Not after that girl hit on him, no he is determined to save his virginity for senpai.