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But it has metal!

Metal can be melted down... reformed...
I can make a long piece of metal!
Yes!

And then I can sharpen it!
Oh yes!

And then I will have a sword!

When the Great Schism comes, and the entire world fractures into World War III, and zombies are unleashed, I shall be ready!
You primitives shall fall underneath the stress of living and surviving, but I shall thrive with my sword!