[center][b][color=AF6767][h2]Yopparai Ramu Koku[/h2][/color]
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[color=AF6767][b]“With no booze, whores and cussing, life would be a lot less interesting.”[/b][/color][/center]

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Yopparai was so absent minded at the moment - he was not really busy and didn't expect anything to happen - that he didn't notice the spark that Tsukiya saw. As such he responded rather casually, [color=AF6767][b]“Problem? Why? Did you pee your pan-”[/b][/color] [b]BOOOOOOOM![/b] Yopparai was taken aback a bit and hopped backwards, standing on one leg whilst having the other pulled up a bit, meanwhile guarding his body with his arms. [color=AF6767][b]“Nááánda! What was that?! Did your informant throw a party or something?”[/b][/color] he asked as soon as he righted himself and stood back into a straight position, walking closer to the rock Tsukiya was standing on. The tone he used was obviously joking, but he didn't really seem to care too much about the whole giant explosion thing. 

With a sharp eye, Yopparai made out the silhouettes of three people moving like shinobi move in the streets of the attached village. He squinted with his eyes, trying to get a better look. [color=AF6767][b]“One.. two.. three. Three little piggies, in a butchery! Woohoo! Let's go take a look and have a talk shall we?”[/b][/color] he said, cheerful all of a sudden now that he had something [i]interesting[/i] to do. Usually when Tsukiya dragged him over here he'd spend time in the tavern, emptying them of all their alcohol. Now, now he could talk with some shinobi. It'd been a long time since he got to talk to any shinobi that were still part of a village. Most of the people he saw in his tavern were either rogue nin looking for shelter from hunter nin temporarily, or just travellers that had no idea what they were getting in. It was a good thing that the hunter nin didn't dare venture close to the tavern, for assorted reasons. 

Yopparai set his foot forwards and took a big swig of his alcohol flask again, which was seemingly bottomless, before looking back at Tsukiya while he continued walking. [color=AF6767][b]“Woowee! Let's go, Tsukiya-chan!”[/b][/color] he said with an impishly pestering voice. With that said he pushed himself off from the dirt with a chakra augmented jump, as all shinobi should be able to do, and sent himself flying through the air towards the village. Luckily it wasn't that far from where they were. 

If anyone was paying mind and was standing outside (likely, since everyone was looking at the explosion most likely) they would notice a figure flying through the air in a large arc, his arms going round in circles in an attempt to stabilize himself somewhat, and a gigantic flask in one of his hands. [b]...thud![/b] Bending lightly through his knees as he landed, Yopparai landed on top of the first house he could reach within the village, looking back quickly to look at Tsukiya, seeing if he was coming, before continueing on his way regardless. Tsukiya would know by now that when Yopparai was feeling like doing something he wouldn't hold back to do it. But he would also know that while Yopparai was reckless, he was not one to needlessly attack someone for no reason. As such he was probably going to take a look at these three nin and see what they were all about - informants could be replaced, but information about these shinobi could only be acquired once. 

He pushed off again and flew through the sky again in a large arc, hands and legs waving around as he did, more so for fun than for an actual purpose. Again he landed on a building, this time the building across the road from where the three shinobi had holed up. He slowly walked up to the building edge, in an attempt to look cool and mysterious, before dropping down onto the road in front of their little shelter. He stayed out of sight as much as he could, not knowing now that it'd be useless since there was a Hyuga inside that house. Slowly he would walk up to the nearest window and look inside. He tried to make out what was going on, only noticing remnants of an emergency surgery. And.. that chick was writing on a paper. Yopparai didn't pay much mind to the paper, and looked at Chihiro's face. Oh, what a beautiful girl. Maybe she was interested in being the new barmaid in his tavern? That'd be interesting! He should ask her that. [color=AF6767][b]“Oioioi.. nanda?!”[/b][/color] he suddenly blurted out raising his hand at Tsukiya as a sign to stop whatever he was doing. With a quick movement Yopparai would dash backwards and up onto the roof where Tsukiya would likely be right now. Something seems to have thrown Yopparai off, and since Tsukiya knew Yopparai he'd also know that Yopparai had about one or two fucks to give in total, and that if he was thrown off by this then that means it must be either something very significant, or that Yopparai had seen a new toy that he wanted to take.

Suddenly, Yopparai's voice was a lot more hushed, in an attempt not to scare off any of the shinobi inside. [color=AF6767][b]“Ohh, Tsukiya-chan.. I saw something you will like.. hihihi..”[/b][/color] He let out a small giggle, indicating that he was sort of nervous about what he was about to say, but also very giddy and happy with it. [color=AF6767][b]“One of them is w-hihih.. wounded.. and guess what Tsukiya-chan.. sh-she has the Byakugans! She's a Hyuga!”[/b][/color] 

Yopparai was no longer able to hold himself and did a little jiggy dance on the roof, mostly being just him jumping from foot to foot whilst going around in a circle. [color=AF6767][b]“Ooooooh Tsukiya-chan! Let's take it and share it! You take one of her beautiful eyes, and I take one! Fair deal? Okay! Let's go!”[/b][/color] he said, sliding one of his hands upwards to his shoulder and taking his sword from it's strap. He used just one hand, a testament to his strength, but it was still a heavy sword and you could see that it was heavy by the way he moved it. With a casual movement he placed the back of the sword on his shoulder whilst he held the flask of alcohol with his left hand. A single glance to Tsukiya would be enough to kickstart the incoming danger for the three shinobi. 

Yopparai dropped down from the roof again and put the flask on a leather loop on his belt, hanging it there whilst he worked on creating an opening into the house. He walked up close to the walls of the building, no longer attempting to be inconspicuous, only worried about obtaining a Byakugan. [color=AF6767][b]“Yopparai-no-jutsu: Explosive Entrance!”[/b][/color] he said as he grabbed a hold of the Blastsword with two hands and swung in a 180 degrees circle. His sword crashed into the wall of the building, cracking it with mere power alone, but it wasn't enough to take down the wall. [color=AF6767][b]“Kaboom! Hihihihi!”[/b][/color] With a mighty roar the explosive tags on the sword exploded, creating a wall of smoke and a hail of bricks being sent flying into the building, a danger to those that were inside. 

With casual steps Yopparai would then walk through the smoke in front of Tsukiya. As much as Yopparai liked to deny it, he was in a way Tsukiya's inferior, and as such he had taken it upon himself to protect him by going in first. That said, Tsukiya was also not as close ranged as he was, so it also made more sense for Yopparai to take the vanguard. [color=AF6767][b]“Hellooooooooo! Konoha-shinobi! It's been so long since I saw Konoha shinobi, what are you doing out here so far and away from home? Kakakakakaka!”[/b][/color] he cackled, appearing from the smoke with his flask in his left hand again, and his right hand holding the sword on his shoulder. [color=AF6767][b]“I need a new barmaid!”[/b][/color] he yelled as he stood in front of the three shinobi, waiting for Tsukiya to take a move. For now, he'd have the element of surprise as long as Tsukiya stayed hidden - Yopparai was hoping to pull the Hyuga's attention away from Tsukiya whilst he maneuvered into position. Either that or Tsukiya just came in through the hole in the wall. Or the door. Yeah, Yopparai forgot about the door. But it wouldn't be as [b]explosive![/b] if he had remembered the wall.