[quote=@KabenSaal]
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Huh. I thought eins was One. Guess I suck at german even more.
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It does. But it also is a form of "a/an"

[quote=@Prince of Seraphs]
Ein is one, two in germAn begins with an S so when you count in quick succession it sounds like Eins.
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Do I have to tell you what bullshit that is?
1 eins
2 zwei (sounds like tswei)
3 drei
4 vier
5 fünf
6 sechs (sounds exactly like sex)
7 sieben
8 acht
9 neun
10 zehn
11 elf
12 zwölf
13 dreizehn
14 vierzehn
...
20 zwanzig
...
30 dreißig
...
100 hundert

and so forth.