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I see you're slacking off on the length of your entries.
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At some point a device to pause time will be invented, and I will write for a hundred years straight on the longest manuscript ever created by man. When it is completed, you'll have to massively upgrade the server just to handle all the data. It will tell the story of a simple farm boy in a communist dictatorship in a magical world. The entire story. Birth to death. The climax is him stopping a battle by playing music.

And then I reveal in the author's note that the whole thing was just a reference to the Battle of Stalingrad.