[quote=@Paradigm Shift]
It was cut off? Now this sounds like a story time 
[sits on a cushion and waits patiently]
[/quote]

xD not much of a story. 
was my 6th birthday, or about. i wanted something from the car, older sister agreed to take me outside. She closed the garage door just as i was leaning on the wall to turn on the garage light, and my pinky was snipped off in the door jam.
I don't remember the pain, I just remember screaming.  
[quote=@Krinos Solstice]
<Snipped quote by Carantathraiel>

Heh, your stories about your daily life are amusing. Can't believe you impaled a spider. Classic!
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:<
i didnt just impale it, i cut it in half!