[quote=Dervish]
Seriously, what the fuck is a smart board? I wasn't in school all that long ago and it was just friggin' chalk boards, projectors, and if we were lucky, Power Point.
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I'd imagine it's like a huge fucking flatscreen t.v. that took the place of the board. Now teachers can eat their donuts and drink their irish coffee at their desk and not even have to move to teach the kids. They just load up a video from their laptop onto the screen from the comforts of their plush roll around chair, then go back to their smart phones while the kids throw shit at each other. 

Little fucking monkeys.