Wat. Im disspoint Grand Oldfuck, are thought this was a thing. A THING! The Elder Fuck is not please. Or at least I would be, but I didn't hold out motto to heart: Too Old to give a fuuuuuuuck.

A message for newfucks though: Feel free to attempt to usurp our position as the new OldFucks! As you can see we got a lot of crusty contenders, so dis won't be a boring fuck. Become the new Oldfucks, and spread the legacy beyond this can of spam! Or don't and just follow the motto: Too Old to give a fuuuuuuuck.