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[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Tesco_muffins.jpg[/img]

Is it these?
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No, those are Tesco muffins. English muffins are a race of sentient muffins with British accents, monocles, and truly British mustaches. Also, English muffins that are in positions of power (E.G. Prime ministers or monarchs) wear top hats.