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No, those are Tesco muffins. English muffins are a race of sentient muffins with British accents, monocles, and truly British mustaches. Also, English muffins that are in positions of power (E.G. Prime ministers or monarchs) wear top hats.
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So do these 'English Muffins' have a constitutional monarchy? Did the King Muffin at the time sign a magna carta?