Yeah Gnar, what the hell? How are we supposed to be happy with ourselves if you aren't ignoring your own health and loved ones in favor of holding us by the hand while we pretend to live lives of people who don't exist in a world of your own creation which also doesn't exist? I expected better of you, especially after you already gave us more than most people would considered necessary.

(By the way, THAT'S what sarcasm sounds like)