Hey, I wanna try my hand at writing a Servant. Gimme about 30 minutes, 'kay?

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Class: Assassin
Master:
True Name: Anonymous
Gender: ?
Height: ?
Weight: ?
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Appearance: [url=https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2560177982/ylpl39czodo5xulkn1t3.jpeg]Sup, faggots.[/url]
Personality: Unpredictable and full of contradictions. Novelty-seeking, contrarian, anarchic, gleeful, destructive, misanthropic, and occasionally obsessive. Has an interest in very many topics and is knowledgeable about them if he concentrates for a bit. Capable of being altruistic, if he's in a good mood. Is seldom serious, although may appear to be so. Constantly pulling pranks, which range from harmless to destructive. Emotionally unstable under a facade of indifference and bigotry. Extremely self-loathing. Hates everyone and everything (especially humanity's constant bullshit), except for animals and Yotsuba Koiwai. Has a strong capacity for rage. May have at some point in his past attempted to "fight the world" as a starry-eyed idealist but not only did the world win, it kicked Anon around for a while afterward and he lost all hope. 

Stats: 
    Strength: E
    Endurance: D
    Agility: C
    Mana: A+
    Luck: B
    Noble Phantasm: Ex
 
 
Class Skills:
Presence Concealment (B)
 
Personal Skills:
We Are Legion (C): There is ALWAYS another Anon.
Mental Pollution (Ex): An unquantifiable madness, born of the fact that Anonymous is not a single mind. Any mind-altering magecraft is drowned out by the voices of thousands. Attempts to read his thoughts go... poorly.
Double Summon: Avenger (A): While he embodies the Assassin class's nature of "One Who Is Many, Many Who Are One" Anonymous also seems to ruin everything for everyone.
Technological Aptitude (A+): Unlike most Servants, Anonymous has a ready knowledge of modern subjects from first-hand experience, particularly computers.
Librarian of Stored Knowledge (B+++): Like Hassan, Anonymous has spread his knowledge across the length and breadth of his existence. UNLIKE Hassan, Anonymous has computers and knowledge of libraries to look up things he needs to research.

History: Anonymous is born from communication. Specifically, the utterly candid communication between people who hate each other and happen to visit the same websites. While once he used his powers over technology to crusade for the common good, he found people turning against him, eventually branding him a criminal and terrorist. He turned to darker pursuits, trying to open the eyes of the common folk to the horrors of the world, but was still shunned and hated. Something something so he became the monster they all feared.

Noble Phantasm(s):
    Name: /b/ (Random): The Cesspit of Humanity
    Rank: Ex
    Type: Anti-Army
    Prana Cost: Low
    Appearance: A formless void. However, it rapidly fills until every inch is filled with disturbing images and every sound becomes hateful words.
    Effects: /b/ is a realm where there are no rules, where there are no identities. It is reality marble that reflects the madness and darkness in the human heart, showing what people are behind a mask. As a manifestation of this mask, and as part of his nature, Anonymous is immune to these effects. The darkest parts of a Servant's legend are brought to bear, and they are forced to relive them. Images of child porn, gore, death, destruction, and all the horrors of the world serve as platforms on which to do battle, adding to the general unpleasantness of the dimension.

Name: Digital Highway
Rank: B+
Type: Anti-Unit
Prana Cost: Low
Appearance: Anonymous slowly fades into pixels and enters a nearby electronic device.
Effects: By converting himself into data, Anonymous can travel through telephone lines, radio waves, cell phones, or the Internet.

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
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