[i]Star Wars:[/i] A romantic comedy about a dysfunctional family with poor communication skills trying to organize a reunion. [i]A New Hope:[/i] A fatherly inhaler chokes people. [i]Empire Strikes Back:[/i] Gross, dude. That's your sister. [i]Return of the Jedi:[/i] Reunited and it feels so good, even if it was only a few seconds. Alternative title? [i]Dances With Ewoks[/i]